whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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