he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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