it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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