the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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