I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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