I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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