That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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