she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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