I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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