Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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