I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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