I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
