I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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