So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm really busy with my period
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