the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
What a dumb baby whore.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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