I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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