What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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