mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
