I don't remember. Are we still dating?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The power of my boobs compel you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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