question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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