uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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