She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I bet he comes in French.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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