lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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