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  • yes..because yeast infections happen when you bang too hard..fuckin highschoolers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:22pm
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  • I bet pussies get more pussies than any of you dicks Yeah, try to make sense of that, douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:53pm
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  • That would be the Alabama Crimson Tide. They play for the national championship of college football later this week. Their fans post that lame "Roll Tide" nonsense as a way of distracting themselves from the reality of living in a shithole like Alabama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:49pm
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  • I feel the op - I gave my gf a terrible yeast infection from banging her too hard - couldn't get in for 2 weeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:14pm
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  • 11:02 hell yeah, and then maybe that big tower that they opened to day will fall the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:53pm
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  • My vagina works perfectly ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:08pm
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  • 11:53 I think maybe he is more conserv. Side or may be he is on the patriot side, I think president fako calls that group tea baggers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:04am
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  • Oh, and if I see one more roll tide, I will seriously hurt someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:07pm
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  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VAGINA TEXTS YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:03pm
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  • she had bread in her vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:23pm
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  • Haha. If I ever recieved this text, I would freak out lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:03am
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  • 8:07... ROLL TIDE! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:34pm
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  • AHHHHH I'm an attention whore. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:01pm
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  • If you have to text to find out you're not getting in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:38pm
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  • 10:12 if those poor people living in fear are Muslim and follow the Koran , then yes the Do hate Jews . It written within those pages inside the verses. So STFU and go have a tripple bacon pork burger on the house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:02pm
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  • Hey 10:26 chipmunks are easy. Try try 5 ballons of ecstasy, six balloons of hash, eight ballons of LSD 9 of sexy mild, a box of Chinese fireworks, and a Guatemalan child fireworks and a gruatamalin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm
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  • 8:53 was funnier than any text I've seen on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:40pm
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  • blood farts ruin undies. roll tide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:52am
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  • I stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:26pm
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  • .... i have reese's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:49pm
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  • Yo that was so stupid that I loved it I couldn't have said it better I think I'm going to call my girlfreind and ask her that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:24pm
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  • No it hang like sleve of a wiZerd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:25am
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  • Lmao at soviet Russia!

    Submitted by kbell33 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:35pm
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  • YEAH! A-KRON REPRESENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:32pm
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  • Classic! Straight to the point. I like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:37pm
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  • 12:03 and that's probably y u haven't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:44pm
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  • That shit is niccccce ufc is bangin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:49pm
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  • That's sad I've had some douche say the same thing to me hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:09pm
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  • 10:48 if you mean by banging your mom i'm a virgin then yes. She's the only person i've been with and oh yea go fuck yourself. I follow college sports just not the crimson tide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm
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  • This is def something I'd say. I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:30pm
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  • In soviet Russia vagina works you First Whorecuntbitchslut I think that covers it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:25am
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  • There's an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:33pm
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  • I'm thinking 10:27 doesn't follow college sports... Especially football. Roll tide is Alabama's (Crimson Tide) chant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:35pm
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  • it's working - AGAIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:30am
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  • 5:32 don't be a douche it's just Akron and it's awsome without the b-rad from Mali-bu who's from the suburbs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:53am
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  • No, her twats not working, and you'll never be able to please her again. Lesson learned. Don't let your girlfriend fuck me -sleezy lee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:37am
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  • In the 330 area "vagina" is slang for dead-beat husband.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:23pm
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  • I'll have sex with anything with a penis $5 for humans $10 for animals. Hit me upp sexies ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:54pm
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  • So....is it working?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:16am
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  • Love a working vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm
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  • this should be PFLN - "remember that photo you shouldn't have sent last night... we do" Then at least this site might be a bit more interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:13pm
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  • omfg those soviet russia jokes crack me the fuck up i gotta get that guys email

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:29pm
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  • What the fuck is roll tide?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:36pm
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  • Your face is a vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:04pm
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  • Manfacturing red juice a gallon a minute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:24pm
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  • Don't worry, i'm helping her fix it. You can thank me with another broken one. =P you and your small dick mr. Op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:53am
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  • hahah 11:28 made me laugh.. wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:18am
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  • Hahaha NOT. Seriously, TFLN, get a life. I actually want to laugh when I log onto this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:04pm
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  • U deserve a high five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:54pm
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  • does this vagina have its own cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:35pm
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  • 10:13 i agree, that would make this o.k. site a LOT better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:53pm
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  • no i don't follow college sports just vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:45pm
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  • 1:05 i'd be pissed if some girl didn't tell me she was on her period! making bloody mess all over my clothes, hands, and/or face thats fucked up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:40am
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  • How would u like a little bit of my foot up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:47pm
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  • Hahahaha... I dont get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm
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  • Now there is a boyfriend/fuck buddy that cares

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 13, 10 at 1:30am
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