kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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