I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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