Will you blow on my dice?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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