and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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