Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I love black thongs
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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