There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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