Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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