I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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