I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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