How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
