I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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