when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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