You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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