we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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