just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
