i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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