Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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