I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You pole danced in your parka.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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