My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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