Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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