he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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