It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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