Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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