it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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