Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
How external is "for external use only"?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Randomize
