and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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