My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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