Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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