ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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