so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You dont lie about slip and slides
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
false alarm, still single
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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