Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
