Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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