have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
